When i came home and opened the door, i sniffed this awful stench that can be smelled all across the neighborhood. It smelled like 100 year old rotten eggs mixed with old apples and bananas. I glanced at the ceiling finding egg shells and yolk stuck on the new white paint. One giant ostrich
egg happened to fall from the ceiling like a coconut falling from the palm tree falling straight on my head. This must of been my son putting super glue on all the eggs and tossing them up over his head.
Then my spouse quickly runs toward me with a chocolate bar in her hand saying "honey get this chocolate bar from me before your son takes it". I reached my arm to grab the candy but it was too late. My spouse could not stop and slammed into me like tackling a football player along with the candy bar in her hand. She also mentioned that she wanted to hide the candy in my shirt. So now i have a giant ostrich egg yolk dripping from my hair and chocolate smeared all over my shirt which looks like something i cant mention.
My daughter was curious about why the dish soap, and why it turns to bubbles when washing dishes, so she squeezed it all over the floor thinking bubbles will be multiplying everywhere like rabbits. She realized that not many bubbles came out, but what did happen is that now my million Dollar shoes have dish soap all over it. I soon realized that my spouse does not know how to control her kids and they did anything they wanted to. To sum it all up, there was a party at my house for thirty minutes.
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